Back for part two of funny things my students said to me over my couple years teaching. Let’s just jump right in.
I overheard a hilarious conversation. Boy: “I do have a girlfriend.” Girl: “Who? Who?” Boy: “Well, it’s not you.”
During Covid we had to spray Lysol spray a lot and one student said it smelled like “sugar cane shampoo.”
My students got nervous talking about bladders in our human body unit because they “hold our pee” but would gladly tell the class they once tooted 10 times in a row.
One day on a Zoom call during distance learning, a student asked me why we do a lot of stuff in school.
I got asked if I got into a lot of fights when I was in school. When I told them I didn’t, they proceeded to tell me they’ve gotten into a ton (reminder, they’re only in 3rd grade).
“I can store food in my mouth. So if you ever see a lump in my neck, it’s probably just food I forgot to swallow.”
(When I was pregnant) Student: “Do you have a baby inside of you right now?” Me: “Yep!” Student: “Wow. That baby probably thinks it’s really loud in here.”
“When I die, I hope I come back as a house cat.”
A student is sitting at his desk reading a book… “Why do I have a pencil here?” *sniffs the pencil* “Oh yeah; it’s mine.”
And that’s a wrap! Hope you enjoyed this part 2. 🙂
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